info you w1ll find in this issue of pig fuckers corner
-werds to live by
-www reviews
-10 things to try with a pig in the dark
-rumple foreskin
-some pick fucking
-fuck off lamer
***ooh ooh and going to the doctor for add***
(((((((((((WORDS TO LIVE BY, BY SIMONSAYS))))))))))))))))))))))))
W3ll it was only a few rises and sets of the sun when i released this cobb-nobbler last. i guess i underestimated how many cum monkeys wanted to fuck pigs. since the first release of dis pig fuckers paridise many of j00 bagle lovers asked to be subjected to titty mutilation and pig fucking... THERE IS ALOT OF INFO IN THIS BITCH SO PLAY NICE AND here it goes again. mah werds to live by.
----(-> what did the canible do after he dumped his gf?
wipped<-(---- AS IN HIS ASS WIPPED HIS ASS
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
=====[WHY d1d bill clinton name his dog buddy?
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\cause he couldn't going around the whitehouse yelling cum spot (lick my ballz again cause i want it in the pfc!)
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okay the rest of my werds to live by will be writen the way a china man would talk... without the letter "L" in words. and where "L" would be located there will be a letter "R" in place of it.
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(PS- it gives it a better effect if you read it the way it sounds)
so RoU (Regions of the Underground) gave another press rerease about their recent decraration of war on china and iraq. it states that the media miss understood what they meant by a saying that they were going to destroy arr computer systems in both countries. here is some of the decratation of war transcript gotten from www.hackernews.com:
"optiklenz: today the news reported that two crackers were being
sentanced to death
optiklenz: i'll wait for everyone to finish their conversation..
NeatHack: sentanced to death ?? what press any link on that info ?
DataShark: PUT to death.
dethl0k: that
DigiEbola: from what i saw, some guy mailed my ccmail at work, from
cnn
optiklenz: Well it's covered by HNN if you want to read an article about
it cnn wrote something
DataShark: I heard they were PUT to death.
dethl0k: s cruel
dethl0k: erm
DigiEbola: for 31000 dollars at that."
***Recap of events***
rike two china men were sentenced to death for stearing money from china.
"optiklenz: We need to carry out what the government won't, and can't
do.
NeatHack: optiklenz I agree.. We need to carry out what the
government won't, and can't do.
lothos: i agree optik
DigiEbola: burn them.
optiklenz: The government has made threats over China's current
human rights standing. They're cutting trade deals or they have in the
past.
optiklenz: China doesn't give a fuck if we trade with them or not.
NeatHack: right"
"optiklenz: I say this to you LoU members.It is our right our duty, and
our justice to pull through with a strike against Iraqi data systems to do
so we not only aid the people of those countries, but we bring light to
the subject at hand to nations everywhere...."
***Recap of events***
they agree to pran an attack on china and iraq
()()()()()()()()Fr0M the Regions response to other groups dissing em for decraring war on china and iraq)()()()()()(
"...the statement that "theLoU wishes to declare 'war' on China or Iraq's internal information
networks in order to destroy, damage or harm their computers, systems, or networks" is totally false. The LoU does not support the damaging of other nations computers, networks or systems in any way, nor will the LoU use their skills, abilities or connections to take any
actions against the systems, networks or computers in China or Iraq which may damage or hinder in any way their operations. "
*******ReCAP-a-Roo()*&(*&(*&()&^$%$^&*
-Regions Of the Underground has no styre... they went back on what they said they were going to do cause their peers said it was bad... no mutha fucking style. they lost style points.
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MUTHA FUCKA THIS IS THE STYLE RATINGS TALLY CHART BITCH
BITCHES DOS ATTACKING MY SERVER = -3Y3W1LLK1LLUB17CH
Th3 asian greenbay packer cheer leader = 0909093
so i guess the moral of the story is dont go around fucking anyones pigs cause someone might give ya shit for fucking their pig and then you will have to lie and say you dont like p0rkin' tha pork.
//--and why it is 2 2 2 fuckin hyped up snitches--------->
IN the first one of this pig fucking thingies i mentioned that back oriface (www.cultdeadcow.com/tools) was the only useful tool app thing that didn't run on a UNIX shitter... Now i am not taking that back but i can say that th3r3 is WAY WAY WAY too much hype around it... this is my story and how it goes:
my peepee friend af8e 4f5, errr, pc friend was over with his peecee and i was on my ppc. i was like "y0 holmes lets do some scanning to see if we can find and pigs to fuck" (editors note: pigs to fuck = back oriface machines) and he was like "yo yo yo my comp is fucked up so you scan and i will fix my comp and help scan too after that shit" so i said "okay fag" and he said "cool". so i started scanning xxx.xxx.xxx.1 ---> xxx.xxx.xxx.255 for open 31337 "default BO port".... so i found like 5 nodes with that right off the bat... so i tried to see if they would respond to back oriface client and this is what i got each of the five times:
fghddfdfdf
MacOS Back Orifice console client version 1.21
(Type 'help' for assistance)
BO>host 209.180.139.208
New host: 209.180.139.208:31337
BO:209.180.139.208>info
Timeout on wait, host may not be reachable, or no server installed
Command Failed
BO:209.180.139.208>
So then i thought it was this ported client version of back oriface i was using so i tried it on my brothers copmuter which i installed BO on and it werked. so then i kept scanning for like 7 hours, over 13,000 ip's getting nodes with port 31337 open and trying them... i got a total of 0 fucking computers with back oriface on them. I even scanned ip's in austrailia where supposedly over 69% of all isp's there are infected and i got shit. so basicly dont believe the hype unless you have done the time.
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hacking the gibson??? sure why not sounds like fun.
freaky.staticusers.net - awesome site... more files than yo mama has tit skins. this is a legit macintosh security related site that needs your support! this fucking this we call a monitary unit is in small supply these days and freak needs our help so click his fucking banners or i will take you off the list for this zine thing.
www.rootshell.com - if you dont know you can get mad exploits good for rooting your anus.
www.yahoo.com - this is a great site... if you do a search for "penis and vagina" you get all of these really informative sites on how to be a sick bastared and how to eat eat and piss and stuff.
exit2shell.com/illegalx - when i go to this site it reminds me of this time on thanksgiving when i helped this homeless man out who smells like my poopoo. i thought it is thanks giving and i am going to help this poopoo smelling guy out. so i take him into this diner and as soon as i walk in everyone is looking at me and you know... wondering why i brought this dude who smells like shit into this diner. so like we are eating right... and he fucking orders like 5 burgers and 3 shakes and all this fucking food.. so i am like whatever i will let the shitman eat.. i get the bill and it is $80 fucking bux... and i didn't even eat... and i was like okay here's your 80 bux and we left.
(-------why not to go to chevey's after you stop going to your job instead of just giving them your notice--------------------------)
I was in chevey's lastnight enjoying a wonderful time with my computer illeterate friends... we were laffing it up having, oh such a good time when all hell broke loose... i just stopped going to my job one day, no sweat right? never see them again. well i was dead wrong. so who fucking enters chevey's and is seated right next to us to eat, my fucking ex boss. that fucking sucked... have you ever spent 15 mintues with your head down staring into your empty plate of food while picking whats left of your dinner pretending to not know whats going on??? have YOU?!?@#? it is a total fucking nightmare. it sucks.. so i tell my friends whats up and ask them to hurry up and eat their shitty mexican food. since they are such nice guys they decide to ask me questions and speak to me putting my name in every sentense... at this point i was like fuck... so i got up to go stand in the bathroom until they were done eating... i spent a good 10-15 minutes in there sitting ont he toilet hoping my ex boss didn't see me get up to use the bathroom and come in to talk to me while i was trying to hide from him. so i finally get outta the bathroom and walk to the table with my head down... and what do i notice as we are paying the bill? my ex boss and wife has switched positions and he was now facing me, staring right at me... so what do i do? avoid eye contact and put my coat on and leave, while praying to never see the fatty again.
OKAY IT IS TIME TO GET SERIOUS. THIS NEXT BIT OF INFORMATION IS TO BE TAKEN WITH THE UTMOST SINCERITY.
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THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT RECENTLY PASSED A BILL THAT MANDATES THAT ALL STATES COMPLY WITH THESE NEW GUIDE LINES FOR ID CARDS... THIS IS BASICLY THE NATION ID CARD ON A STATE LEVEL MANDATED BY THE US FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. A NEW FEATURE TO APPEAR ON THIS CARD IS A RETNA SCAN. THAT IS A SCAN THAT IDENTIFIES YOUR EYE. EVERYONE HAS A DIFFERENT RETNA... THIS IS AN INVASION OF OUR PRIVACY AND IT IS THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ABUSING IT'S POWER AND NOT UPHOLDING STATES RIGHTS. WE NEED TO STOP THIS. IT IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL AND CANNOT BE STOOD FOR. IN ENCOURAGE ALL OF YOU TO LET YOUR LOCAL OFFICAL KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. I WOULD ALSO LIKE SOME FEED BACK ON WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS.... simonsays@netlimit.com AND REMEMBER IF YOU THINK SOMEONE ELSE WILL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT SO YOU DONT HAVE TO YOU ARE DEAD WRONG. THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED. PLEASE DONT BE APATHETIC AND BLOW THIS OFF. THERE IS A TIME FOR CHANGE AND THAT TIME IS NOW. THAT TIME IS NOW!!
